Big Doings In The Land Of Sunshine And Sharks

Removing the Devil from their name proved to be a winning exorcism for the Tampa Bay Rays, who solved the unsolvable Mariano Rivera to ascend to first place in the AL East. Gabe Gross singled with no outs in the 11th to drive in the first run Rivera has allowed this season in a 2-1 victory over the Yankees. That's… » 5/14/08 10:40am 5/14/08 10:40am

About Last Night

What you missed while trying to figure out exactly what this guy did wrong ...
• NBA: Jameer Nelson's prediction comes true; except for the part about the Magic winning. Detroit advances to sixth consecutive Eastern Conference Finals.
• NHL: Penguins win 4-1 to set up dramatic four-game playoff comeback by Flyers.
•… » 5/14/08 8:23am 5/14/08 8:23am

To Watch Tonight

What to watch after your reign of mini-donut terror is ended ...
• NBA: Eastern Conference semifinals, Game 5, Orlando at Detroit (7 p.m., ET); Western Conference semifinals, Game 6, San Antonio at New Orleans (9:30 p.m., ET). This had better not interfere with the latest episode of Charmed. [TNT]
• NHL: Eastern… » 5/13/08 7:20pm 5/13/08 7:20pm

Of Mice And Men

You can imagine my pride when I discovered that my two local baseball teams, the Giants and Athletics, were found to be among the worst transgressors in a recent survey of health code violations at stadium concessions. As far as Oakland's McAfee Coliseum goes, all I have to hear are the terms "overhead leakage" and… » 5/13/08 4:30pm 5/13/08 4:30pm

Goose Gossage Has Had Enough Of Your Tomfoolery

I guess we're somewhat removed from the era in which Rich "Goose" Gossage dominated baseball; well, when he dominated the final three innings of it, anyway. The closer really hadn't been perfected until Gossage came along, and the game hasn't been the same since. Although the Hall of Famer spent just six of his 22… » 5/13/08 3:30pm 5/13/08 3:30pm

Zero To Three In Six Seconds

Somewhere, Neal Ball and Bill Wambsganss are smiling (which is creepy, because they're dead). They finally get to welcome another member into the Cleveland Unassisted Triple Play Club, as Asdrubal Cabrera made the magic happen on Monday night against the Blue Jays. It was the 14th unassisted triple play in major… » 5/13/08 10:40am 5/13/08 10:40am

About Last Night

What you missed while leaping onto the Bob Barr Presidential bandwagon ...
• NBA: Why Don't We Do It On The Road ... Celtics lose again in Cleveland, evening series 2-all.
• MLB: Nick Adenhart gets his first major league victory, then is promptly sent to the minors. Angels 10, White Sox 7.
• NHL: Oh, that cement is… » 5/13/08 7:45am 5/13/08 7:45am

To Watch Tonight

What you missed while riding the giant NSFW mechanical bucking penis ...
• Arena Football: Philadelphia at Georgia (8 p.m., ET). Welcome to Duluth, bitches. [ESPN2]
• MLB: Boston at Minnesota (7 p.m., ET). Come see a sporting event in the only building named after a man named Hubert. [ESPN]
• NBA: Eastern Conference… » 5/12/08 6:15pm 5/12/08 6:15pm

His Lawrence Phillips Jersey Was In The Wash

Among the many wonders of Walt Disney World in Orlando are the Magic Kingdom, Space Mountain, and of course the occasional kid wearing the Mark Chmura jersey. Guess who's not allowed in the hot tub portion of the hotel pool? » 5/12/08 4:00pm 5/12/08 4:00pm

Challis' Message Continues To Inspire

Those who have been following the story of John Challis in the Pittsburgh-Post Gazette shouldn't be surprised that he's taking the country by storm. The Freedom High School (Pa.) senior, who has terminal cancer, was invited to attend Game 2 of the NHL playoff series between Philadelphia and Pittsburgh on Sunday at… » 5/12/08 3:00pm 5/12/08 3:00pm

Dee Mirich Cranks Out The Classic Of All Classics

Many of us have wondered why prolific message board poet Dee Mirich has remained silent on the tragic Eight Belles Kentucky Derby accident. After all, when Barbaro fell, you couldn't swing a dead cat without hitting one of her offerings. But now all is clear: Ms. Mirich had been working feverishly on her magnum opus;… » 5/12/08 12:35pm 5/12/08 12:35pm

Pink Bats, Red Faces; This One's For You, Mom

Here we go, writing about breasts again. Mother's Day was Sunday, and you know what that means: The pink bats were back. And while that's good for the fight against breast cancer, it was bad for the Cincinnati Reds, who just seemed to be horribly disoriented by the unfamiliar flashing colors. I suppose this happens… » 5/12/08 10:00am 5/12/08 10:00am

About Last Night

What you missed while realizing that making fun of names is just too easy sometimes ...
• NBA: It's Pau Gasol who's been carrying the Lakers all season, so why is it Kobe's back that hurts? Jazz 123, Lakers 115, OT.
• MLB: Big Hurt ties Cal Ripken in all-time RBI; Athletics rough up Rangers.
• College basketball: More… » 5/12/08 8:08am 5/12/08 8:08am

To Watch Tonight

What to watch after finishing your Little Golden Book ...
• Boxing: Junior welterweights, Mike Arnaoutis vs. Lanardo Tyner, at Atlantic City, (10 p.m., ET, same-day tape). Hey, I was going to name my son Lanardo! [ESPN2]
• NBA: Western Conference semifinals, Game 3, Los Angeles Lakers at Utah Jazz (9 p.m., ET). Jazz… » 5/09/08 5:45pm 5/09/08 5:45pm